Vacuous press release of the day

I get a lot of overblown hype dumped into my inbox every day; but this press release still stood out from the pack. What’s not to love? A 21-year old with a stripper’s name invents a new! genre! that somehow, some way connects the heretofore unfathomably disparate poles of rap and rock, Christina Aguilera and 50 Cent!
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News Haiku for Christmas Eve

Six ninety an hour – Are they kidding? Who can live on that?Bah, humbug.

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News Haiku 12/23/08

It’s been awhile since I was last inspired to poetry by the news. But today, all that changed.

Rocky shoots Rambo –Look out Tango, here comes Cash; Who will draw First Blood?

News Haiku 3/7

Great quote: “Your brain quits absorbing knowledge when your rear end starts to hurt.”

News Haiku 3/5

Scientists: Moses likely high. Gives new meaning to the burning bush.

(thanks to Gwen Florio for this one!)

News Haiku 2/27

courtesy of Gwen Florio:

North Korea has a vice culture minister – For culture of vice?

News Haiku for Feb. 6

Ninety-seven votes: Aren’t there more Republicans Than that around here?

News Haiku 1/30

Azure skin and goo Pounding beats and flashing lights People go gaga.

News Haiku 1/29

Who knew there was a Hooters University? I’m…I’m…just speechless.

News Haiku for 1/28

Icy lake, fractured: Man jumps in to get pulled out. Some jobs really suck.