News limerick of the day

My mom is trying to convince me that I should write news limericks instead of haikus. She whipped this one up as proof of her point. I think I need to hire her!!

There once was a numbskull named Bush who deserved a kick in the tush; he took us to war, couldn’t [...]

News Haiku 1/23

Old logs, splattered blue; Birds take flight as paintballs fly. Hues cause hue and cry.

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News Haiku for 1/22

Heat-seeking serpent Slithers into van’s heat duct: Mechanic’s nightmare. 

News Haiku of the Day for 1/21

Snow groans under foot, Breath suspends where you leave it. Holy crap, it’s cold.

News haiku of the day

Mountains can’t save you: “Cruise ship disease” hits Arlee. School’s out for two days.